KING FOR A DAY...FOOL FOR A LIFETIME

crankypants: Cranky Socks - the envy of all YER BUD!!!!!!!!!!!...

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:05:38 -0400

crankypants:

Cranky Socks - the envy of all YER BUD!!!!!!!!!!! I WANTS ME A PAIR MANG!

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF MY FAV PICS WIT ME BRO! …Oh...

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:25:11 -0400

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF MY FAV PICS WIT ME BRO! …Oh and yes, we were drunk… OK, I was drunk.

crankypants: for my bro …YEAH!!!!!...

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:17:39 -0400

crankypants:

for my bro …YEAH!!!!! LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

this is comedy. im glad i do not have this problem. kinda...

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:04:37 -0400

this is comedy. im glad i do not have this problem. kinda reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg bit. “When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying, Here, you throw this away.”

crankypants:

I find it disturbing that all day long people walk up to my front door to deposit flyers and business cards on my doorstep. They often open my screen door to slide the card between the door and the frame so when I open the door it falls to the ground often blowing into my house and under my couch. At least every day someone has rubber banded a rolled up flyer onto my door knob. Sometimes they just throw it in front of the door or between the door and the screen. Today when I got home there was at least 7 various solicitations which infuriates me as I have to pick it all up or else by the end of the week it looks like a Sears catalog exploded in front of my house. I don’t have any money, I can’t hire anyone to do anything for me, if I need it, I already have it.

At least 4 of the solicitations today were for tree service. I know my trees are a bit overgrown but keep your business cards off my lawn. If they bother you so much, surprise me and cut them while I’m not home (just don’t expect payment).

“God” Bless (fuck off)

On Sarah Palin...

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:41:59 -0400

i am in the ‘scared shitless’ boat with you, wend. im sure the noble teen sperm donor will eventually cheat on, and/or leave bristol. that’s just how it goes.

also, its funny to me that palin says how proud she is of her daughter for making the ‘choice’ to have the baby, yet, she would like to take that choice away from all women/girls.

and i hadn’t thought about the ‘she wanted something to happen to the baby on the flight’ angle. its possible. then there is always the theory that trig is really bristol’s baby, and bristols current pregnancy is a cover-up for that lie. im withholding judgement until an actual baby is born of bristol palin.

crankypants:

I have been telling everyone I see that Sarah Palin scares the living shit out of me. Everything she stands for:

Christian Right

Anti-abortion

Teaching abstinence to teenagers (to ensure they get pregnant should they decide what to do what their bodies want them to do)

Forcing a 17 year old boy drop our of high school to marry your daughter (great idea, he’s gonna marry your daughter, good not to have an education)

Making comments about the Iraq war that we are there doing “God’s Plan” (can you say Jihad? Great, she’s an American Terrorist)

The more I read about her the more I think she’s a scary bitch, and to think if McCain is elected, she will be President should he take a crap out (have you seen the guy? He’s not lookin’ so good).

The most disturbing thing about her that I just can’t shake off is how she took care of herself and her unborn baby when her water broke in Texas while she was 34 weeks pregnant. No mother in her right mind would have done what she did, especially one who was 44 years old with 4 other children. http://www.adn.com/626/story/382864.html is the article describing the situation. This is something I expect from a 14 year old or someone who uses methamphetamine and doesn’t want to get caught or something. I was discussing the situation with someone at work and she pointed out that Sarah Palin was probably hoping that baby would die (since it had Down Syndrome) and her doctor, who advised her to go ahead and take not one, but two flights home was in on the deal. Ah-ha! Why didn’t I think of that? It’s the only thing that makes sense. Sarah Palin didn’t want a Down Syndrome baby, but since she is anti-abortion she couldn’t have an abortion to take care of the unwanted situation, so what’s the next best thing? Do nothing, and hope for the worst. I see it didn’t work out for her, Trig was lucky and held on, and wasn’t born aboard an Alaskan Airlines flight over Canada.

I just can’t see any other explanation for her actions, she is supposed to be a smart woman, and her doctor…well, is supposed to be a doctor and knows better than to advise a para 4 woman to fly halfway across the Northern Hemisphere with broken bag of waters.

So this is why she scares the shit out of me. I want to be able to choose my destiny, I want my daughter to be able to choose her destiny. I don’t want anyone making laws for the rest of the country based on what they think the “Invisible Sky Daddy” would want them to do.

Vote Obama, not that you needed this to convince you.

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Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:32:49 -0400

crankypants:

Available at t-shirt.hell.com

FOR MY BRUTHA “CRANKY PANTS” THATS RIGHT! ...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:07:00 -0400

FOR MY BRUTHA “CRANKY PANTS” THATS RIGHT! SEAHORSES ON A STICK MOTHER FUCKERS!

whiskeycoat: for cwop: deleteyourself: FUCK YEAH MAYOR McCHEESE...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:03:37 -0400

whiskeycoat:

for cwop:

deleteyourself:

FUCK YEAH MAYOR McCHEESE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKK!!!

Me and “Don Tony”… He actually hit on the 22...

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:14:30 -0400

Me and “Don Tony”… He actually hit on the 22 year old waitress and asked her what time she got off that night! HAHAHHA The guy is 70-fucking-8 years old this year! Il poco bastardo!

(via whiskeycoat) YA KNOW IT GOT TA BE, YA KNOW!

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:04:51 -0400

(via whiskeycoat) YA KNOW IT GOT TA BE, YA KNOW!

DON'T FUCK WITH THIS

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:33:08 -0400

There are some of us that do not appreciate novels written about their personal lives and posted on the internet for the whole world to smirk at and enjoy. Now, I have been known to be a fan of drama here and there, I do admit. However, I have grown away from that sort of gig, if you will.

So this is all I have to say… you wanna fuck with me, don’t fuck with me, cuz I’m what you’ll be, so don’t fuck with me. If you’d had better sense you’d just step aside from the bad side of me. Don’t fuck with the bad side of me. Stay away from the bad side of me, don’t fuck with the bad side of me…

I AIN’T IN NO MOOD…IN FACT…

There are times in life,…and I’ve known the...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:08:23 -0400

There are times in life,…and I’ve known the feeling…

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE THINGS WE ARE MISSING HERE

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:02:43 -0400

Can you truly feel love and love somebody?…YES, THIS I KNOW

Can you truly BE IN LOVE with somebody?… I BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE

But there is a difference… To BE IN LOVE and TO LOVE are 2 separate things. And one must realize the difference of the two and be true to what they honestly are feeling.

< ANGEL DUST > Being an insomniac is a very difficult...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:47:36 -0400

< ANGEL DUST >

Being an insomniac is a very difficult thing. Better said, the mind will set the controls for the heart of the sun… such a difficult feat to take on my friends…such a difficult feat.

THERE ARE SOME OF US, THAT WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:54:00 -0400

THERE ARE SOME OF US, THAT WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE HORN…THANX MIKE

A MAN WHO KNEW THE RIGHT WAY. IN ALL ADMIRATION AND...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:50:50 -0400

A MAN WHO KNEW THE RIGHT WAY. IN ALL ADMIRATION AND RESPECT…THE CWOP.

Uhhh...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:41:27 -0400

…AND WHO IS SAYING THAT THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH MY ROMAN NOSE??? lololololol… LOOK, who else could help you out of a desperate situation where you couldn’t find an ice pick?… Aver detto abbastanza amici mio! HAHAHA

DRUNK DISQUS

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:28:00 -0400

My good brutha CrankyPants, I definintely did try and hook it up with the disqus commentry. However, I must admit that once again, I fucked up and “Aunt DeDe’d” it when trying to do so…and ended up taking a nap in the bathroom,… if you see where I’m going with that. LOL…

I’ll be sure to try again when my drink evaporates :-)

A GOOD DAY AT THE EVIL PETTING ZOO

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:48:29 -0400

A GOOD DAY AT THE EVIL PETTING ZOO

THE REAL THING…

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:53:35 -0400

THE REAL THING…